Welcome to my world.

This is the man cave. And in the man cave there are rules.

1. My girlfriend (who shall remain nameless for sensibility's sake) is not allowed, although she will be discussed frequently.

2. Popped collars are not allowed. To wear one in the cave is an offense punishable by death.

3. Political correctness and anything political is not allowed, unless of course I change my mind or bring it up, which will most likely happen.

4. It is acceptable to sit in on the couch in one's underwear, watch TV during the weekend and NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.

This page is for guys. Guys of all types, even gay ones, not that this is a gay site. No, it's a site for human beings with a dick, and this site will strive to create a broadband safe haven of thought and view that relates to all with the given member. But gals can read it too. Why not? After all, I'm not one of those types that excludes people . I say everyone can come to the party, just as long as they bring a smile and aren't wearing underwear.

A little bit more about the cave- Gals have their Sex and the City. They have their Carrie, their Samantha, their Cosmos. I, ladies and gentlemen, am the bizzaro Carrie. I am Adam the Caveman. Hear me roar.

And before we get started, I'd like to say a word or two on blogs and the act of blogging. It can be an utterly despicable thing, blogging that is. Maybe that's just an opinion. Correction- that is an opinion. What I meant to say is, maybe this

little project will change that perspective I seem to possess.

Ok kids, be terrible. I'll be back.

And as for the pic- Today I'm in New York getting ready for an evening of unbridled rowdiness. Not midtown though.